If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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