So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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