im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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