her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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