If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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