She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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