its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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