I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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