i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You're like the curious george of whores
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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