just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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