Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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