yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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