This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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