the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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