I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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