Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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