Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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