And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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go home
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
