i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
True college students do jello shots in the library
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