things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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