just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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