Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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