South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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