Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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