the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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