My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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