So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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