i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I have so many feelings about this burrito
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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