I bet he comes in French.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
what day is it and did you see me today?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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