ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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