I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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