what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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