this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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