I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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