i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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