Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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