It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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