You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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