so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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