Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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