this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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