Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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