Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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