The maid of honor just puked.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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