So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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