Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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