She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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