By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I will pee on everything he values.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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