I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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