My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
i need some magic done to my vagina
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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