Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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