"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
what day is it and did you see me today?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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