isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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