windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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