so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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