I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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